a coarse-grained metamorphic rock. The degree to which a rock is schistose, is often referred to as schistosity.

What is a Schist Disturber?

Schist is a grey, truly boring rock. Disturbing boring things, is what we do.

It started with puzzles but it didn’t stop there. Owing in part to the unhealthy amount of coffee we drink, we asked ourselves, why have brown sadness water in a plain cup when you can have coffee in a RAINBOW pyrite vessel ?! Why sip tea from a plain cup, when your inner magpie can enjoy an eye-popping Selenite? Or hell, throw all caution to the wind and eat ramen noodles out of a Tall Dork and Handsome mug!! The possibilities for disturbing the borning are endless.

We’ve also begun working on some truly cow-kicked encumbrances. In the fall of 2018, we began testing our t-shirt designs at mineral shows and on friends who agreed to be bribed. We’re happy to start the festivities off with these neck-flattering designs.

We’ll be updating our site regularly so check back every now and again, or better yet, sign up to become a member. When new arrivals launch, you’ll be the first to know.

We look forward to disturbing the schist with you.